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Multi-millionaires from around the country have come together this week to help the rest of us figure out who is elite and who is not. The Republican National Committee , long known for standing up for the little guy, used donations from lobbyists, Fortune 500 CEOs and government contractors to warn the rest of the country of Barack Obama’s elitism. Hillary Clinton, former first lady, sitting Senator and multi-millionaire, tried to make the case that Barack Obama obviously does not get regular people. Don’t worry though, we should get to the bottom of all of this soon. Ivy League educated, well connected members of the press, working for large trans-national media corporations are using their years of experience to let us know exactly who is and who is not an elite. (Hint: It is the guy who has spent the least amount of time on the Washington D.C. cocktail party circuit) One thing they have discovered so far is that Barack Obama needs to understand that working class people base their vote entirely on bowling scores.

Sometimes there are things or people that are missing from your life and you don’t even realize it. Like the old saying, “You never know what you have until it is gone,” there should also be one, “You never how great it is to have Kathy Lee out of your life until she comes back on the Today Show.” I woke up to that nightmare the other morning. What am I supposed to do? Watch Good Morning America? Not likely.

Good morning?