Sometimes there are things or people that are missing from your life and you don’t even realize it. Like the old saying, “You never know what you have until it is gone,” there should also be one, “You never how great it is to have Kathy Lee out of your life until she comes back on the Today Show.” I woke up to that nightmare the other morning. What am I supposed to do? Watch Good Morning America? Not likely.
Good morning?
As I learned from my brother today, the new Survivor season has a twist. The new season will have four tribes, divided by race. All I have to say is, what could possibly go wrong? Rush Limbaugh was kind enough to put together a deep, insightful and cogent analysis of the upcoming season. Rush has all of his money (that he didn’t spend on drugs) on the Hispanics to take it.
…our early money is on [the Hispanic Tribe] anyway, because these people have shown a remarkable ability, ladies and gentlemen, to cross borders, boundaries — they get anywhere they want to go. They can do it without water for a long time. They don’t get apprehended, and they will do things other people won’t do. So, our money, early money, is on the Hispanics.
What Rush eloquently points out here, is that all Hispanics are illegal immigrants. Am I reading that wrong? He goes pretty easy on the Asian Tribe, he doesn’t even call them oriental.
The Asian — the Asian-American tribe probably will outsmart everybody, but will that help them in the ultimate survival contest?
I am not sure what exactly he wanted to say about the African American tribe. He stutters a lot when he is being stupid.
The African-American tribe, tough to handicap on this one, because you just — it’s — it’s — there are many characteristics here that you would think give them the lead and the heads up in terms of skill and athleticism and so forth.
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I mentioned the swimming comment only because it’s not going to be fair if there is a lot of water competition in this. It just isn’t. It is not a racial or racist comment at all.
His analysis points out that the White Tribe will get the raw end of the deal, as they always do.
The white tribe put everybody else on some kind of benefit program, but the benefit program, of course, will not be enough.
To understand this last comment, you have to realize that Rush, apparently, does not believe that any minorities pay taxes. But that is not a racial or racist comment at all.
So, whatever you do, please don’t use this one example to say that the Republican Party has had a little bit of a racism problem lately.
I have always said that the best ideas come from Italian porn movies. Well, here is more proof that my theory just may be correct. First written by Piero Umilani in 1968, Mah NÃ Mah NÃ remains incredibly popular.
It has been on The Office, The Benny Hill Show, Dr. Pepper ads and has been sung by everyone from Sandra Bullock to Cake.
By far, the best version has to be the one by Bip Bipadotta and two Anything Muppet girls.
The 18-year-old actor was charged Thursday with misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence, marijuana possession and driving under the influence with the special allegation of having a blood-alcohol content of .15 percent or higher. He also faces a vehicle code infraction of being under the age of 21 and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .05 or greater.
When reached for comment, Osment should have said, “What the fuck did you expect? I am 18 and have no limit on my credit cards. Alcohol and a little pot? You should just be happy I am not doing blow off the ass of that Hermione chick from the Harry Potter movies.”
The first reaction I had was a mix of why is anybody surprised and why was he driving a ‘95 Saturn?
